Funny New Month Messages

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A new month means new hope and new goals but the same old you. So I can’t expect much. Happy new month.

The deadline for reaching your goals has been extended for yet another 30 days. So smile and explore the colors of the new month.

No matter how hard you try, you’ll still get four weeks in a month. Happy new month!

May you leave your old trouble and not get into a new one. Happy new month!

Forget about the old days, the suffering, and the money I have to return to you. Happy new month!

There is no bad month. There are only 12 months and a new month every 30 days. So, don’t be hopeless as you always are and Keep on pushing towards your goals.

The arrival of a new month means having to pay all the bills again! Hope you pull through another month without getting bankrupt! Happy New Month!

Look around and you’ll see that there’s no difference between the number of hours in the old and new month. Hope you use this new month wisely. Happy new month.

Happy new month! May this new month brings some sense to your brain and productivity to your life.

Just wanted to remind you that the deadline for reaching your goals and doing your leftover work has been extended for yet another 30 days. So be glad and challenge the new month.

Wave goodbye to your empty pockets and exhausted soul. Welcome the new month with a new life full of energy.

Being the vamp of your life, I wish that May the new month unfolds some ravishing twists and turns in your life that you have never expected. I meant only the good ones. Happy new month.

Happy new month! Even though your smile is creepy, I want to see it on your face anyway.

Happy New Month to you! Your life will not suddenly become happier next month if you do not change your habits! So better start working hard!

Happy new month! I hope you keep laughing so hard that your stomach hurts and your jaws ache.