Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

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Birthday means gifts and I gift you with greetings and well wishes. Because you are not worth of expenses. Just Kidding. Happy Birthday.

May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!

It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

They say to take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.

I think I should buy a sugar-free cake for you this time because I don’t really think conventional sweet cakes are suitable for your age anymore. Happy birthday to you!

Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.

It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

This is a very special day because on this day the bitterness of this world was balanced by the arrival of a sweet person. That person was you. Happy birthday!

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Your big day is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you.
Enjoy this day to the fullest but don’t keep hiding your age just like the other birthdays. God bless you!

It’s another birthday of yours when I have to draw a fake smile on my face
and wish you good things in life. That’s what I am doing right now.
Happy birthday!

If you knew what birthdays really mean, you would stop celebrating it. But as long as we all get to eat cakes and drink wines, nothing matters!

Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than eggs, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

It looks like we don’t have enough space on the cake to put the right number of candles!
Happy Birthday!

A simple word of wisdom, ‘The number wrinkles in your face is directly proportional to the number of birthdays you celebrate in life.’ Happy birthday dear!

I think I should buy a sugar-free cake for you this time because I don’t really think conventional sweet cakes are suitable for your age anymore. Happy birthday to you!

Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.

Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!
Focus more on the wonderful memories and less on your grey hair!

Another year older means another year wiser but look at you! Happy Birthday dearest dummy!

Birthday means gifts and I gift you with greetings and well wishes. Because you are not worth of expenses. Just Kidding. Happy Birthday.

I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You’re unbelievable!

Every year, I wish for you to be wiser,
only to be disappointed later! Happy Birthday!

I hope both the fire alarm and the fire extinguisher of your home works fine just in case we go wild on your birthday! Happy Birthday, mate.

Dude, you are at an age when all compliments from people are accompanied by someone your age. Never mind once again, Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!

Happy Birthday!
You’re special to us every day,
so there’s no surprise party for today!

This is a very special day because on this day the bitterness of this world was balanced by the arrival of a sweet person. That person was you. Happy birthday!

It’s a sad thing to see so many people growing up so fast without growing wise. But I don’t care as long as it’s my best friend. Happy birthday!

On your birthday I thought I’d just let you in on a little secret. One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are…Happy birthday!

It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!